Funny Stories

Okay, I think its now that I tell some funny stories that have happened to me while I was in the hosptial. These stories will be both when I was in the burn unit and at Mary Free Bed. The majority of these stories will be from Mary Free Bed and they might not be as funny because I was not drugged up like I was at the burn unit. But there are some good stories from burn unit that people love to hear over and over again just to laugh at them again and they laigh just as hard. (You know who you guys are).

Burn Unit Funny Stories:
1. Okay now remember I have not drank anything and the only way I ate was through a feeding tube for 3 mnths now I am awake and Tabor, Mom and Marty are there and I say I need help. They say with what? I say I can't put this cup of water down. I have the "cup" upside down so if there was anything in it, then it would have been all over me by now. Come to find out I didn't have a cup in my hand. I had NOTHING!!! Don't ask because I don't remember doing this so I have to take their word on it but I dont know.

2. After, I was able to drink I had some water that I had asked for. I have two nurses in my room at this point doing who knows what probably telling me stories about people and things. I took a drink of water and said you gave me crappy water. Tait (one of the nurses) was like what? And he was laughing really hard. I was like you gave me crappy water. He was like I am sorry for laughing but it caught me off guard. Let me go and get you some new water and I was like make sure it does not taste crappy either.

3. Disclaimer: some of this story I don't really think happened and I will tell you what parts but the rest I think is true. (No matter what Tabor says). I think this is one of mom's fvorite stories because to this day I get very passionate about it. I had to go have a swallow test done so they came in and got me to take me for this. (I don't think this put happened) They put some xs on my face so they could tell that I was there girl. Then they took me down to the testing area. I got there and they do this by x-ray and I had to drink beareum (spelled wrong) and eat a cookie. I did that but the thing is Tabor was there behind the glass here everyone had to stand becuase of the x-ray. Now behind the glass means that there was glass were the lab tech was to take the xray. The drink was gross but the cookie was good. (I am not sure if this part happened or not) They told me I did it in record time. (This next part is true) I got a pop for passing. On my way back to my room I told everyone I could see that I knew that I had passed it. I was so happy because that meant I could drink and eat blenderized food. But I was just happy I could drink because it had been so long. But the funny thing is that Tabor says he was not there yet when I had that done but I know he was. Also I don't think this happened but they told me they would race Tabor to my room he would take the stairs and we took the elevator.

4. I looked at Tabor and told him I had an applesauce smoothie one day. I don't know how that came up but I told him I had it and I guess I made it up. A lot of ppl laughed at that one.

Mary Free Bed Stories later!

TTYL